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Tim McGraw: Obama-Lovin', Anti-Gun Liberal Douche -


TAGS: tim mcgraw liberal douche gun grabber faith hill democrats progressives country music obama supporter
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2015, 9:52 pm
Tim MccGraw putting the **** in Country.


REMEMBER BENGHAZI: 9/11/12 - AMB Chris Stevens, Glen Doherty, Tyrone Woods, Sean Smith and their families! ALL HEROES!




Bernie & Hillary -




CAN WE TRUST BARACK OBAMA? - "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." Barack Hussein Obama


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 8:58 pm
So your saying that all muslims are bad. you make me sick
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 7:31 pm
This is a ph**oshoped image and a missquote
OTC - October 3, 2012, 4:44 pm
World domination, isn't that the goal of evil people in the James Bond movies? And they always seem to fail.


LEARN HISTORY OR... - REPEAT IT. Those Who Cannot Learn From History Are Doomed To Repeat It. Obama is the mistake America will learn. Don't do it AGAIN! Correct The Mistake: November 6, 2012. Obama... NEVER AGAIN!


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.21/5

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:32 pm
I love things taken out of context. They can be manipulated for what ever purpose you wish. Jesus said eat of my body and drink of my blood and live forever. This does not make him Dracula.


Bernie Sanders 2016 -




FAMOUS PEOPLE QUOTES -




OBAMA'S INAUGURATION - one million people attended only 14 missed work




EVERY DAY, THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PLANTS - ARE KILLED BY VEGETARIANS. HELP END THE VIOLENCE. EAT BACON.


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 1:24 pm
I love it! In honor of this poster, this little piggy is going to market.


DEMOCRATS - Its funny how the party that founded the KKK and filibustered the Civil Rights Act claims that Republicans hate black people.




IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN: - Mechanics don't fix cars, Wrenches do. Carpenters don't build houses, Hammers do. Firemen don't save lives, Axes do. Doctors don't cure people, Knives do.


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.87/5

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Renza - March 28, 2013, 7:07 pm
you repost a lot batty.


If ISIS is contained... -




MASS SHOOTERS WERE DEMOCRATS - Guns are not the problem. Democrats are the real problem. Disarm the Democrats! They have proved that they are not capable of living peacefully with anyone.


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.16/5

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Rudedog - February 10, 2013, 1:19 am
Yeah but if gun laws were more restrictive then these acts of madness would have been averted. "Sarcasm defined".


OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich




Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




LIBERAL HYPOCRITE MICHELLE OBAMA - Princess Letizia of Spain, Carla Bruni of France and our first lady Michelle Obama Which one says we have to watch our fats?


TAGS: michelle obama liberals democrats fat first lady
Rating: 4.18/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:21 pm
You're a special kind of stupid


democrats -




BENGHAZI 9/11/12 - NEVER FORGET. EXPOSE THE LIES. OUT WITH THE TRAITORS!


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:42 pm
WHAT-EVA


JUST RESTRICT GUN RIGHTS OF DEMOCRATS, - not Republicans. They are incapable of living peacefully with anyone. Most crimes and murders are committed in the cities of America and by the constituency of the Democratic Party.




POPULISTS LIKE OBAMA - will destroy America. Wake up! Wake up and smell the fascism. Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It's time National Socialism was destroyed in THIS country now!




ILLUMINATI CARD GAME - How in the world did Steve Jackson know that the Twin Towers of the WTC were going to be attacked? This card accurately depicted the World Trade Center attack in great detail.


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.63/5

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posterman - April 17, 2013, 9:18 am
come on bat...next you will be exposing dollar bills with 9/11 prophesy...stick to the real issues you are good at!
PapaFox - November 12, 2012, 4:13 pm
Illuminati?? LOL no wonder you're such a loon! :-D
Cannabal - November 12, 2012, 3:31 pm
Uh............................


Don't you just love it... -


TAGS: under investigation fbi investigation
Rating: 5/5

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nonovelist - June 6, 2016, 9:25 pm
This is the perfect picture to make a meme about lies, hypocrisy, law breaking..... it just fits so well!


OBAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG - Saying it musically, Obama am a ding-dong!


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.52/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:01 am
Catchy. Sending this to my niece.
arnnatz - October 7, 2012, 7:32 pm
me some too
JGalt - October 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
ditto!
jaxx - October 7, 2012, 6:52 pm
ROFLMAO!


democrat party -


TAGS: democrat democrats
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 13, 2015, 2:35 am
National Socialism actually lends very well to fascism. In the end extremes like this tend to share more that the members of those extreme would like to admit.
Cannabal - December 12, 2015, 3:08 pm
A mark of a fascist movement is the ardent opposition to Socialism or "left-wing ideology" which is very much a threat to established hierarchies in society where select groups have disproportionate power within governance or sovereign entities.
Cyberhagen - December 12, 2015, 12:08 pm
So now they resort to the only desperate measure they can: They start redefining terms and twisting logic. You see, Republicans are now Democrats and vice versa, they say. Same way they claim the "Socialist" part of the Nazi party didn't mean socialist.
Libertas - December 12, 2015, 8:53 am
No wonder Democrats wag their finger at everyone else at the drop of a hat: guilty conscience, red herrings and projection!


Guns save lives, keep us free -


TAGS: vik battaile
Rating: 4.55/5

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RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 9:23 pm
It won't
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:23 am
It's true what the NRA says. Proof, in Hungary Hand guns are illegal. Only Police and Criminals own them.


OBAMALOGIC - Supports civilian uprisings in Libya, Egypt, and Syria. Asks why any civilian would need an "assault" rifle.




OBAMA IS THE ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES -




MOLON LABE - OVER MY DEAD BODY. ONLY TYRANTS DISARM HONEST MEN




Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




GUN RIGHTS ARE A CIVIL LIBERTY - People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence, they're begging for rule by brute force!!!


TAGS: vik battaile
Rating: 4.87/5

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Doggit - January 14, 2013, 9:15 am
The constitutional reason; protection from tyranny.
OTC - December 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
*liberal
OTC - December 23, 2012, 9:42 pm
The one realistic reason to own a weapon- it pisses off a iberal
Bandit5906 - December 17, 2012, 10:43 pm
The one realistic reason for owning guns: self-defense!
PapaFox - December 8, 2012, 8:33 am
You should add the one realistic reason for owning guns - hunting.


LOGIC DICTATES, CAPTAIN, - THAT IF PRO-GUNNERS ARE AS VIOLENT AS ANTI-GUNNERS SAY THEY ARE, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY ANTI-GUNNERS LEFT.


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.76/5

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RonaldReagan - July 19, 2015, 2:17 am
Spotted Shatner's toupee. Do I get a prize?


EX-GITMO DETAINEE ALI AL-SHIHRI - Now A Deputy Leader, Al Qaeda, Yemen. THANK A DEMOCRAT


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.36/5

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terroraustralis - January 17, 2014, 10:34 am
well, when you kidnap someone and torture them for years it doesnt matter whether they liked you or not when you first picked them up, they're gonna want you dead.
liveinashoe - September 1, 2013, 11:41 pm
He was released to Saudi Arabia in 2007 and passed through a Saudi rehabilitation program for former jihadists before resurfacing with Al Qaeda in Yemen
vbattaile - October 26, 2012, 10:56 pm
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate
PaGreer - October 25, 2012, 5:33 pm
We may have armed them, but we didn't create them. Good investment at the time because it helped to drive the USSR to bankruptcy. Tell me, what good came from this dweeb being released from GITMO? Good feelings, maybe? Ahh, sweet! That's so important.
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:26 am
Where did al Qaeda and the Taliban come from? Oh...right. We armed them to fight the Russians.


DEMOCRAT SUPPORT OF SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: democrat support of sharia law
Rating: 4.84/5

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birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 7:08 pm
Obama was misquoted here.
foxrecon19d - July 12, 2013, 12:43 pm
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 12, 2013, 7:40 am
already giving up again fox?
foxrecon19d - July 12, 2013, 7:15 am
"Man, your desire to get the last post in is just kinda sad at this point, guess you really did realize you had nothing to give." Play yourself, much, Renzahead? "No need to be all pouty just cause you got owned at the game you started"
Renza - July 11, 2013, 8:12 pm
no need to be all pouty just cause you got owned at the game you started fox. It'll be ok, in theory you might win someday if you keep trying.
foxrecon19d - July 11, 2013, 7:15 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! Renzahead, the spokeswoman of left wing liberals. Epic fail in defending their stupidity. Declares 'victory'. Scampers away like a wupped puppy with her tail between her leg.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 9:37 pm
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 10, 2013, 9:04 pm
Man, your desire to get the last post in is just kinda sad at this point, guess you really did realize you had nothing to give. Well, it's all yours, I'm content with your admissions of failure and crushing your expectations down to this :D
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 8:19 pm
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 10, 2013, 6:34 pm
I suppose if you consider factoring in your handicap as unfair that makes sense... but that's just complaining about something before it even comes into effect.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 6:28 pm
Fair? ...heh...heh...heh...I never play fair, Renzahead. Now go make me a politifake poster that does not completely suck. Either that, or smash your face on your keypad again...gg man gg..
Renza - July 10, 2013, 5:38 pm
Fair enough fox, I'll accept your not so graceful concession of failure. gg man gg, or something along those lines.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 11:47 am
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 10, 2013, 11:42 am
The irony of admitting failure by calling someone else pathetic over and over is pretty impressive fox, I'll give you credit for that achievement, but you really should consider taking the time to think up a response rather than simply repeating yourself.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 9:05 am
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 10, 2013, 7:52 am
Yeah, I figured it would inflict less brain damage than watching fox news or copy/pasting their work. It appears I was correct. I'd say something about your desperation at coming up with a worthwhile response, but it already emphasizes itself.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 6:55 am
So that's how you make your epic suck posters. You slam your head against your key pad screaming, "I'm a genius!" BTW, Renza. Your desperate pleas for attention is getting as pathetic as crankyhead's. You ought to call yourself Renzahead.
Renza - July 9, 2013, 8:15 pm
you realize a random faceroll on the keyboard would contain more logic than a poster like this one right?
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 7:55 pm
Well, you are illustrating the point on your head just fine, drunkie. Now go make a poster that does not suck. Your move...
Renza - July 9, 2013, 7:35 pm
you are surprisingly quick to jump to conclusions, alas, I am not drunk. You however still haven't come up with any decent new material. Hows your illustration of your point coming along?
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 7:22 pm
Dude, are you drunk? What the hell is your lonely a** whining about now? So now you are pitiful, psthetic, lonely and now drunk?
Renza - July 9, 2013, 7:02 pm
huh, so suck is ok, but adding ing to it triggers the filter... so strange.
Renza - July 9, 2013, 6:58 pm
I'll have to take your word on it, I can only a**ume you're more of an expert in the field of s******. I prefer to leave the spamming of nonsensical idiocy to others, unlike some I can express an opinion in fewer than 10000 words.
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 4:50 pm
HA! HA! HA! HA! "Sounds like you just realized you have nothing else to offer... though you seem to have ran out a while ago." This coming from a someone who quit making posters because she realized they all suck!!
Renza - July 9, 2013, 4:43 pm
Sounds like you just realized you have nothing else to offer... though you seem to have ran out a while ago. Given your skill with words though, I suggest trying to illustrate with ms paint, the quality of the image will be much higher.
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 3:32 pm
I'm glad that this poster bugs you so much, Renza. But seriously. Your desperate pleas for attention have gone from pitiful to pathetic to boring. BTW, the point that I was illustrating is the one at the top of your tin-foil lined head. Your move...
Renza - July 9, 2013, 12:56 pm
wait... you had a point? when did that happen? and why are you the only one who knows of its supposed existence? Doesn't sound legit.
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 12:35 pm
HA!HA!HA! Really, Renza? All the time you've wasted whining about this poster, it looks like you're the one who is upset...WITH A POLITIFAKE POSTER! And what is worse for you, the more you whine about this poster, the more you prove my point. Your move...
Renza - July 9, 2013, 6:07 am
You seem upset Fox, don't tell me I just broke your bubble of fantasy? In any case, you're probably right, going back to the 3 month response time will probably do you some good.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:35 pm
"I really do have a hard time coming up with new material don't I... I may wanna go back to taking 3 months to respond... hard to say which looks worse, me being the guy who responds late, or the one who thinks they sound smart..."
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:33 pm
"every time I write something, I can hear a southern woman in the background saying "bless his heart..." from Renza's personal diary
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:31 pm
Renza, I'm about to blow your mind. Get ready for the ride...
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 10:16 pm
"so you're saying if I give a politifake poster attention, spend time with it, or speak with it, my life is in turn worthless... that's pretty sad man, a therapist might be able to help me out with that, probably the inferiority complex as well" Gotcha!!
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 10:11 pm
"Oh, no! Oh.no!Oh.no! Oh.no! Fox just called me out on my absolute inability to create a poster that is does not absolutely suck! What do I do now?" from Renza's personal diary
Renza - July 8, 2013, 7:43 pm
so you're saying if someone gives you attention, spends time with you, or speaks with you, their lives are in turn worthless... that's pretty sad man, a therapist might be able to help you out with that, probably the inferiority complex as well.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 7:07 pm
Heh...heh...heh...no one but YOU responded over a dozen times to this strangers poster. So I sm saying YOUR life is worthless. Did I stutter, Renza? I'll give you a moment to contemplate the magnitude of how you have just been owned, Renza
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 6:17 pm
"I'm alive! Oh, God! Thank you that Fox responded to me! Fox gives meaning to my worthless life and makes me feel alive! Now I don't have to s****** a 9mm bullet! thank you, Fox! Oh, God! Thank you for responding to me!" from Renza's personal diary
Renza - July 8, 2013, 5:58 pm
So... your reply is that replying to strangers on the internet, means your life is worthless? I'll give you a moment to think about that.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 5:50 pm
BTW, Renza. Thanks for helping this poster go viral on facebook. I'm sure Obama has a big reward for you because of it...
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 5:45 pm
And the fact that you desperately had to reply to it proves how worthless you have just admitted your life is. Your move
Renza - July 8, 2013, 5:27 pm
that's just about gold star sticker quality work right there.
Renza - July 8, 2013, 5:27 pm
Well, I suppose congratulations are in order, you've managed to do an entire 4 things, won a contest only you knew or cared about that had only one participant, and have convinced yourself you won an argument about nothing with a stranger on the internet.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 2:52 pm
Multi-tasking. You should learn how to do it. For instance, while you were fully concentrating on how to embarrass yourself with another lame post, I have posted four more posters, totally owned you, AND changed the water in your mothers bowl.
Renza - July 8, 2013, 2:24 pm
It's ok fox, no need to get upset or embarrassed, we understand it's hard. This really isn't a healthy way to try to get attention though, and straining yourself to come up with responses really isn't going to help your self confidence any.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:16 am
"Waaa! The first post had everything to do with it! The rest of it was just my desperate cry for attention!" There. That's what Renza really meant to say
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:08 am
What is sad is your only social interaction is via a four month old politifake poster. Funny, isn't it? You lack the ability to create posters, yet you acuse others of being unimaginative. Hypocrite much, Honey boo boo?
Renza - July 8, 2013, 10:11 am
I imagine it's frustrating for you not being able to come up with a worthwhile response, but don't worry, just take your time and something will come to you sooner or later. saying that you're trying to talk to someone who just talks to themselves is sad
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 8:09 am
"makes sense, children do usually have the greatest appreciation for those who humor them and give them attention." Talking about yourself again? I take it mommy and daddy didn't show you enough of it as a child.
Renza - July 7, 2013, 11:38 pm
makes sense, children do usually have the greatest appreciation for those who humor them and give them attention. I take it you must have quite a bit of respect and admiration for batty, putting up so many posters with so few posts.
foxrecon19d - July 7, 2013, 6:23 pm
I don't usually beat a dead horse, or in your case, a dead Democrat donkey. But, Renza, you make it enjoyable. Your move
foxrecon19d - July 7, 2013, 6:14 pm
Heh...heh...heh... can you say that in the form of a poster, or do you enjoy being owned? Seriouly. You have been owned. Count the number of posters you made vs. the number of whining posts you made. Typical non-productive drain on American society
Renza - July 7, 2013, 12:18 pm
the first post had everything to do with it, after that I've just been humoring you, afterall you went to the effort of finding such an old post, it was the least I should do. But in any case, whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose.
foxrecon19d - July 7, 2013, 7:52 am
Talking about yourself again, I see. Well, you might as well seeing as no one else gives two cents about you. BTW, Renza. I want you to look at this poster. Now read everything that you wrote. What does any of it have to do with this poster? Lonely, much?
Renza - July 7, 2013, 12:17 am
you really do have a hard time coming up with new material don't you... you may wanna go back to taking 3 months to respond... hard to say which looks worse, being the guy who responds late, or the one who thinks they sound smart...
foxrecon19d - July 6, 2013, 10:38 pm
"Then again, given the contents of your work, your impressive level of competence really shouldn't be a surprise." Talking about your lame a$$ posters again, Bigot Boy? Once again. I say F U. You meekly reply, "Yes, sir..."
Renza - July 6, 2013, 8:58 pm
your understanding of me***hor, the english language, and the meaning of the word "bigot" is astounding as ever. Then again, given the contents of your work, your impressive level of competence really shouldn't be a surprise.
foxrecon19d - July 6, 2013, 4:32 pm
Bless your heart, Renza. Bigot much? BTW, Renza, if you are "hearing" what people write, then the southern woman you hear in the background saying "Bless his heart" is probably talking about YOU!
Renza - July 6, 2013, 3:53 pm
every time you write something, I can hear a southern woman in the background saying "bless his heart..." don't worry though, fox news and the republican party love people like that, so I'm sure it'll work out.
foxrecon19d - July 5, 2013, 11:53 pm
If Americans are letting that happen,then let Americs fall. Those of us living in the United States of Texas will be there to pick up the pieces
JGalt - July 5, 2013, 11:47 pm
http://politicaloutcast.com/2013/07/us-govt-stockpiling-weapons-ammo-andrequesting-15000-russian-troops/
foxrecon19d - July 5, 2013, 10:43 pm
Snicker**** you must be talking about your own lame a$$ posters. Don't blame you though. If I made the same moron posters as you, I'd quit also
Renza - July 5, 2013, 4:34 pm
Don't worry Timmy, these kinds of things will make sense some day if you keep trying, at least it less than three months this time, if you keep up the effort you may just earn yourself a cookie.
foxrecon19d - July 5, 2013, 2:01 pm
In other words, I said F U and you said, 'Yes, sir..'
Renza - July 5, 2013, 8:03 am
I don't think it would be fair of me to take a move after such a prompt, creative, and well thought out response like that... would you like to try again?
foxrecon19d - July 3, 2013, 2:33 pm
And you are clearly what the Democrats want you to be: a typical low- information voter. Your move...
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:28 pm
you clearly watch way too much fox "news".


RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS - Support The Right To "Bear Arms". The right of the people to "Keep and Bear Arms" shall not be infringed! The 2nd Amendment... It's Not About Hunting




Hillary's War On Women -




Socialist Screwball -




Donald Trump Is a Liberal Troll -




HENRY FORD: - "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian"...


TAGS: history repeats
Rating: 4.83/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 7:55 am
That Jew hating bastage got a few things right.


Gun Facts -




HILLARY CLINTON- TERRORISTS ARE NOT A THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES -




JOKE'S OVER - Bring on the REAL President. Obama: One Word Joke. Obama Is A Clown But He Isn't Funny. Are We Over Obama Yet? Four More? Are You Insane?


TAGS: vik battaile radical republican obama
Rating: 4.29/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:23 am
This is a little funny. Mostly because of that classic R. Lee Ermey stare


CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS - Guns Ain't The Problem, Criminals Are!!!




THESE PLEASURE-PRODUCING DISTRACTIONS - embody the prolefeed necessary to keep the proles in the same state of stupidity as the animals. The other purpose is to sap all the time of the proles so they have no time in their lives for governmental matters.




COME RAIN OR SHINE - Soldiers of the 3rd Inf Reg. continue to stand guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, despite the worsening weather conditions surrounding Hurricane Sandy. The tomb has been guarded continuously since 1948.


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - June 4, 2015, 6:55 pm
Home of the brave


OBAMA'S FRIENDS: - Ayers - Terrorist. Wright - Racist. Rezko - Criminal. Raines - Swindler. Johnston - Swindler. Alinsky - Mentor. Is this the CHANGE you want? Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are




IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.


TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


This is why -




I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MR. PRESIDENT, - the day that you publicly take responsibility for your "Fast and Furious" slaughter and clean up your own horrendous weapons mess, I'll be very willing to listen to your ideas on gun control.


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.73/5

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MashiMashi - February 3, 2013, 2:36 pm
They just did a too fats too furiouse arms deal in MILWAUKEE the fools lost thier own machine gun.


we the sheeple -


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.45/5

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ChadAllen - April 25, 2013, 2:13 pm
The best wolf/sheeple pic I've seen to date!


Democrat Robert C. Byrd -




THE BLOWBACK FROM LIBYA - Ultimately, as President Harry Truman meant it when he put the famous sign on his Oval Office desk, the "buck stops" nowhere else but at the White House.




ONLY IN AMERICA .... - YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL, THAN YOU DO IF YOU'RE LEGAL




Signed- Hillary Clinton and the Democrat Party -




I AM NOT MY HUSBAND - Looks like you're channeling someone much more malevolent.




DAWN OF THE DEMOCRATS - "vote early, and vote post-mortem"




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




ASSAULT WEAPONS - Good enough for Obama to sell to Mexican Drug Cartels, but not good enough for you to own for self defense. Any attempt to disarm Americans will be resisted.




democrat politicians -


TAGS: democrat politicians
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - March 8, 2016, 2:32 pm
It's still cheaper and easier to ship and process oil from the middle east than to extract our own. They just have a higher quality crude that's easier to crack.
11BangBang - March 7, 2016, 9:31 pm
You are exactly right. The poster should have read "The Most Important Part of North America" LOL! (This is sarcasm) No worries, Brett Hartland!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2016, 9:24 pm

I love how some Americans see "North America" as a simple 48 states with a very straight and tidy geographical line across the top. Almost like the rest of it doesn't exist. (This isn't sarcasm, keep looking at it that way.) Thanks, Murica!


Those Evil Republicans -




OBAMA 2012: PARASITE NATION - Obama: Preaching "Hope and Change" to the Dopes and Deranged! Impeach the Leech


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.41/5

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 8:57 pm
Very true, but we can all break it down farther and just say people are people. They all just want to be happy. Unfortunately people as I did stereotype people by party. It was wrong. I am just sick of party vs party. both parties have good and bad Ideas.
arnnatz - January 8, 2013, 7:08 pm
Define republican state. Just because a state votes republican, that doesn't mean that the majority are republican. It could also mean that a higher percentage of republicans in those states vote than the number of dems
eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:07 pm
And yet the republican states lead in welfare.


LIBERAL DEBATES - LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STOP CONFUSING ME WITH FACTS! FOX NEWS LIES AND MEDIA MATTERS SAID YOU'RE A POO-POO HEAD! SHUT UP! I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


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GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 6:26 am
Timely


THE PERFECT BORDER PATROL! - Just try to jump this fence! No Border, No Order, No Nation. Which part of ILLEGAL do you not understand?




Priorities -




GUN CONTROL -


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Scramblus - November 11, 2013, 8:26 am
oddly enough nazi germany actually relazed gun control laws ( a**uming you wernt jewish).


THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES - No action was taken, no troops deployed to aid those under siege in the 7 hour attack. Obama and his administration did nothing.


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Bandit5906 - September 14, 2016, 11:36 pm
Obama should be tried jailed and hung for treason. He watched them die on live TV. Prolly lit up a torp*** and relaxed!


STUPID PEOPLE - should be spayed and neutered. Ignorance can be fixed. Stupidity is forever. Progressives are DEFINITIVE PROOF that STUPID cannot be fixed !




A closet Muslim -


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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Exactly! One has to study Islam in 11th grade world history now in public schools. This is called propaganda at its finest xD
RONHUSTLEMAN - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm
lol....clearly you know NOTHING about ISLAM!


NEW OBAMA VALUE MEAL - Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it




Bernie Supporters -




Democrat socialist defined -




NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON DC WILL BE UNDERWATER IN 2000- 1970 DEMOCRAT PREDICTION -


TAGS: democrat global warming scare tactics
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OTC - May 22, 2014, 3:05 pm
So they were partly correct, there was a flooding, but not with water, no?


Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -


TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.


IT IS THE VETERAN - That should be thanked And not forgotten




Liberalism -




My Contribution To Tree-Hugging, Vegetarian Liberals -




BARACK OBAMA: PATHOLOGICAL LIAR - Obama: Out of Ideas, Out of Excuses, Out of Time. Boot Obama Out! Obama Out of Office 2012. Obamaless 1/20/13 or ASAP.


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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:13 pm
Oddly enough there was not the whining and complaining when over 1000 Americans were killed in embassies while Bush was in office.


GUN CONTROL = CRIMINAL JOB SECURITY - ARMED CRIMINALS PLUS GUN CONTROL = YOU LOSE!!!




OBAMA: ALL HAT NO CATTLE - Just Words, No Substance. No Barack Obumma!


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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:33 am
Barry is also like t*** on a bull


Are our soldiers going hungry while Congress boosts its pay? -




WHERE WAS THE HELP THEY ASKED FOR? - The Watergate cover-up, the Iran-Contra Arms-Deal, and the Monica Lewinsky scandals all pale in comparison to this far more severe Benghazi cover-up.




WHEN DEMOCRATS RULE - There are similarities in large U.S. cities worth noting. Cities such as Detroit, Chicago, Oakland, Los Angeles, San Francisco and others are deep in debt, and their streets are filled with human depravity.


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vbattaile - January 15, 2014, 2:14 am
yea, Mexifornia is doomed.....
vbattaile - January 15, 2014, 2:14 am
Report Warns That Los Angeles Is a City in Decline: http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/report-warns-that-los-angeles-is-a-city-in-decline-is-la-doomed/question-4136357/?page=11&postId=121290485#post_121290485&link=ibaf&q=&esrc=s
foxrecon19d - March 23, 2013, 7:32 am
True. Washington became the most corrupt city in America when a Chicago politician became president and filled his cabinet with even more Chicago politicians. And having lived in Chicago, I see America becoming more and more like...well, Chicago.
Cannabal - March 22, 2013, 9:17 pm
Not true. Everyone knows that D.C. is the most corrupt city in America.


BLACK SMOKE - 4 YEARS AND STILL NO LEADER


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Rating: 3.63/5

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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:27 pm
Are you listening Barry?
Reality Lord - July 28, 2013, 7:04 pm

lol
Preacher Man - March 28, 2013, 12:31 pm
Four years? More like twenty years.


CATS ARE DEMOCRATS DOGS ARE REPUBLICANS -




PSYCHOPATH -




WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOSS,JAY ???? - Jay Carney said Monday that "the issue here is one of transparency. An important tradition that allows the American people to get a sense of a candidate's background."




LIBERAL ARGUMENT PLAYBOOK - 1. Ignore Facts. 2. Blame Bush. 3. Call Them Racists


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Rating: 4.47/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:40 am
4. Hide from the consequences of your choices. 5. Use a lot of fancy jargon. 6. Pat yourself on the back when no one else will. 7. Copy and Paste anything you can find from Michael Moore. 8. Forget to vote. 9. Get mad at who is elected


It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




WATCHING FOX NEWS - To learn about politics, is like watching Hogan's Heroes to learn about the Holocaust ...




SMART WOMEN VOTE ROMNEY - Women who care about America's future will vote for Mitt Romney


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EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2013, 4:24 pm
snicker


BENGHAZI-GATE: OBAMA KNEW - The truth is out – the Obama administration knew that the Benghazi attack was pre-planned within 24 hours afterward. There is no other way to call it – they knowingly lied to the American electorate.




DOGS FOR ROMNEY RYAN '12 - Dogs Against Obama. Nobama 2012




Blindfolds and Kool-Aid -




Importing Jihad: More of the Poison Fruit From the Party of Treason -




Obama To The SCOTUS??? -




A WOMAN'S PLACE - IS BEHIND THE TRIGGER


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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:21 pm
Say the people that insist the solution to our problems is more of the policies that created the problems.
Scramblus - September 9, 2013, 8:16 pm
How many **** motivators can one man make?
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2013, 10:22 pm
Perhaps you might want to re-think that?
Renza - February 22, 2013, 5:19 pm
Yes, but this is way more fun. Ooh, what happens when you put a republican in front of a mirror? - They tell the other guy hes an idiot liberal conspirator that doesn't know what hes talking about.
vbattaile - February 22, 2013, 4:14 pm
got anything better to do with your creative life???????
Renza - February 22, 2013, 8:15 am
They're far more willing to listen to reason and facts than a republican. So I say go for it


PRODUCE CONSUME CONFORM OBEY - DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY


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fauxnews - January 27, 2014, 3:03 am
That's cute, kid. You hold onto that.
fauxnews - January 26, 2014, 9:55 pm
TRANSLATION: blah blah blah blah blarnnatz...
OTC - January 26, 2014, 9:01 pm
Just goes to show when you act human we can come to agreements, but when you act like a liberal...
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm
I get it.You're bitter.Dont pretend I didnt see you try(and fail)to drag other people into your quarrel with me only for them to ignore you and for it to backfire. Just drink a warm glass of milk & tell mommy all about it. Everything will be okay kid. :-)
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 8:40 pm
Oh, you don't need to remind me that you're fuming mad and insecurely trying to get back at me. Especially when you're jumping into a friendly conservation between me and birdseed that had nothing to do with you. Therapist wouldn't answer his phone again?
OTC - January 25, 2014, 5:49 pm
Exactly faux. Try telling that to stupid liberals who believe in same s e x marriage that they are destroying the foundation of civilization
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 12:36 am
Well....gotta keep the lass happy...lol..Behind every strong man is an understanding, much stronger woman. :-) The foundation of civilization.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:25 am

Hey, Victoria. your slip is showing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:22 am

As opposed to what? don't produce?, don't consume?, bear nothing?, be nothing?.....this poster is riddled with nonsense. 1L
birddseedd - January 25, 2014, 12:22 am
"Great post, mate" What he doesnt know, I do what my wife tells me to :P
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 12:14 am
Exactly, live out of your heart and you will never go wrong. Shakespeare once said,"There is nothing ever good or bad, but thinking makes it so." Maybe the Egyptians weren't crazy after all equating the heart with the mind. Great post, mate.
birddseedd - January 25, 2014, 12:07 am
What if my wife and kid make me happy? I don't do things because other people expect it, I do it because it makes me happy. Wouldn't not doing something because of anothers opinions, in itself be conformity? Conforming to a smaller opinion.
simplegenius - December 5, 2012, 2:41 pm
you don't have to do any of that except work so you have money to buy necessities.. the others are suggestions.


TAX THE CHURCHES! -


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BlackLivesMatter - March 18, 2016, 12:56 am
an UP yours, ain't this the mother f***ing truth?
realitycheck - September 27, 2015, 3:44 am
Because what could go wrong with giving the government the power to sic the IRS on churches it doesn't like?
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 9:21 pm
Tax the church of scientology. They are not a church but are tax exempt. Can I open a church with me as the Pope? I don't like paying taxes either.
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:01 pm
"love of money"
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:01 pm
You should re read it, never says money is the root of all evil.
JGalt - December 28, 2013, 5:57 pm
1 Timothy 6:10 King James Version (KJV) For the love of [money is the root of all evil]: which while some coveted after, they have erre
JGalt - December 28, 2013, 5:57 pm
Sure it does. 1 Timothy 6:10. But its taken out of context
birddseedd - December 27, 2013, 1:28 pm
Miss quote, the bible never says money is the root of all evil.
RonaldReagan - December 15, 2013, 9:57 am
Offensive. Churches give most of their money away.


OBAMA THE ANTICHRIST - "OH NO! THE COMMIE-SOCIALSIT NIGHTMARE HAS COME! QUICK, EVERYONE! RUN TO CANADA"


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jsorocki - November 8, 2012, 9:58 am
I find your lack of creativity suspicious. Also, the spelling of your name.
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
I find your lack of coffee in the morning suspicious.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
...only to have to turn around and go back to the trailer park in Tennesee, or whatever.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
Well once they get here, we're going to have to explain to them that we already have a succesful socialized healthcare system, and we allow g** marriage, and all that stuff they hate. I just don't want them wasting all that gas money coming here...
Bull - November 7, 2012, 1:49 pm
I find your grasp of sarcasm lacking.
jsorocki - November 7, 2012, 8:35 am
I find your lack of intelligence appalling.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:54 am
They are cleaning up the remains on the sidewalk outside his two story bedroom window... funny, though, not much brain matter to clean up
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 12:50 am
Simultaneous aneurysms? If so, why the hell wasn't Battaile affected? Oh, and Crankyhead: my condolences, them Teabaggers will take a while to realize their mistake, but who knows: they might be able to find Canada anyway.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:43 am
Notice, Cranky, how much quieter and cleaner it is in here after an Obama victory? WTFO, arnnatz, groucho, Vbunchalies, Jdolt.... we hardly knew ya? hahaha
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:34 am
Please don't.


HORSES AND BAYONETS - Yes, Mr. president, we DO still use them.


TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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JGalt - October 25, 2012, 7:03 am
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/west-bayonets-horses-obama/2012/10/23/id/461211
crankyhead - October 24, 2012, 5:20 pm
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:58 pm
Keep pulling for the killer loser
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:36 pm
You stay classy there Grouchy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:25 pm
A significant number of dead ones the last 4 years
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
What about infantrymen? Is there a significant increase in their numbers since 1919? ;)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
I have no problems with cranky. ;) But the fact is... we have more bayonets now then it 1919. Horses...not so much.
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
So basically, this poster is just agreeing with what he already said. And I'm pretty sure, nobody has an answer to that. =)
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover wouldn't have an answer, no... but I do. Obama said "fewer horses and bayonets", implying that at least one horse and bayonet are still in use.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover would have no answer for this poster...with your permission I would like to print a bunch of these up and redistribute them for free among a few DNC strongholds...this is my favorite...


ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS... - YOU'RE SAFE. The zombies are after brains. Don't worry. You're safe.




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